To all who come to this happy place…
this part always makes me cry
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over Into your arms. You will rub my back Until I fall back to sleep. I will wait for that.
And go to Ihop to order all the pancakes I want
me watching the victoria’s secret fashion show
FUCK I HATE THIS STUPID FAT LITTLE SHIT I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL WITH HER FAT WHITE TRASH FAMILY
Her and her “fat white trash family” take all of their $ and toys they receive as donations and give them back to the needy. Not to mention the fact that they all are loud and proud supporters of the LGBT community. She’s 8 years old and shows more compassion than most people my age. Log out.
f*ck the police if you know what i mean
okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case
a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red
Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration.
Oooooh, a little shaky on that entry, but just look at that form!